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Contemptible



Barbara Dean-Simmons
Published on July 16, 2010
Published on July 16, 2010
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The idea went out of vogue long ago. Or so we thought. Then, last week, a publishing company from Western Canada e-mailed us to announce (and offer a free copy for review) their latest publication. Wait, best get your anti-nausea tablets for this one.

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Folklore Publishing , Newfoundland and Labrador , Western Canada , Alberta

The idea went out of vogue long ago.

Or so we thought.

Then, last week, a publishing company from Western Canada e-mailed us to announce (and offer a free copy for review) their latest publication.

Wait, best get your anti-nausea tablets for this one.

The title of the 248-page tome, published by Folklore Publishing, is, “Newfie Joke Book.”

Their press release announcing the launch of the book even offers up a handful of jokes to be found within the pages.

We won’t repeat them here.

Suffice to say the jokes are inane, unimaginative and, above all, degrading to the people of Newfoundland and Labrador.

This amounts to nothing more than a caustic put down of all the people of this province - painting us all as a lump of dim-witted, poorly educated, bad mannered imbeciles.

Disturbing enough that a Canadian company would publish such a derogatory item; worse, still, that – according to the press release – it was written by a native of Newfoundland (albeit an ex-‘patriat’ who now calls Alberta home).

How dare they?

At best this is poor taste at its ultimate. At worst it is a libelous work against an entire segment of Canadian society – namely the people of this province.

Would the publishers dare replace the word “Newfie” with “Jewish” or “Polish” or “Hispanic” or “Muslim” or “Francophone?”. Would they dare to publish a similar book poking fun at any one of those other distinct or regional groups, and offer it up proudly to the public?

Not likely.

So why a “Newfie” Joke Book.

The words themselves have a contemptuous ring.

In her e-mail the publicist for Folklore Publishing offered, “The Newfie Joke Book features jokes that I’m sure will strike your funny bone with just the right amount of regional humour.”

The words themselves have a contemptuous ring. - Barbara Dean-Simmons

We beg to differ.

This is not humour in the real sense of the word.

It is a far cry from W.P. Kinsella’s essays on the lives of the characters of Hobbema; stories told with humour that offers insight into the struggles of being native.

It is not the self-effacing humour offered up by playwright Dave Needles in his Letters From Wingfield Farm.

It is not the sage humour of Stuart McLean. It comes nowhere close the to gentle humour offered in the story-telling genius of Garrison Keillor.

It will never win a Stephen Leacock Award for humour.

When done well, humour is a true art form.

Done halfway well, it can be consider comedy.

The Newfie Joke Book is neither.

Poor jokes aside, it is unoriginal, unimaginative and badly written, judging from the samples offered in the press release.

It doesn’t even constitute good comedy.

It is crude and rude - as subtle as a blunt axe on a human skull.

Not pretty, not nice and definitely not worth paying its asking price of $16.95.

So let’s do ourselves a favour.

Next time you see a book with the title “Newfie Joke Book” displayed on a store shelf, don’t just refuse to buy it. Complain to the store manager that you take offense to it and boycott the store until they stop selling it.

As for the publishing company from the West that had the grand, yet misplaced, idea that Newfoundlanders and Labradorians might snap up copies of this book full of “regional humour” we’re willing to bet the joke will be on them.

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    Greg Demmons
    - December 31, 2010 at 06:09:44

    I remember when I left Clarenville in 1988 to head for New Brunswick. I was (and still am) a proud Newfie. One of our family friends, Al Clouston, was one of my personal comedy favourites. I actually bought a bunch of his books and distributed it amongst many of my fellows at UNB. I find it incredibly annoying when I hear people like you and the others here who flinch at the term "Newfie." I am a high school teacher in Kyoto, Japan, and when I want my students to appreciate different dialects and words in the English language, I burst into my homestyle speaking, which draws a little laugh, but also inspires curiosity. I tell Newfie jokes to various of my friends, Japanese, North Americans and Europeans. Obviously you folks have never been abroad in the real sense. Look for a job here in Asia where other westerners work and tell them you are from Nfld and you have a leg up. We are known as hardworking, conscientious, and insightful people. When it comes to having someone around who can make everyone feel more relaxed and have a bit of fun, everyone knows to call on me. I take full advantage of being a Newf, I am proud of it. For those of you who are thinking of giving a piece of your mind away, I suspect you should hold on to it. You have already lost your sense of humour, who knows what might be lost if you give anything else away. Seriously, Barbara, lighten up. Aiden: people who want to make a quick and easy profit? Who might that be? You ever buy a lottery ticket? Nicola, you are absolutely correct. It is about time that people stop being so easily offended. I laughs at meself haldatime...try it. Just for the record Barbara and Packet devotees, you have stories about local people catching large fish...my wife and I had a good chuckle about that...hope that doesn't offend anyone!

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    Nicola Quilliam
    - September 7, 2010 at 09:33:56

    My goodness, but who sucked the fun out of your life and limb my dear? Your ramblings about the lack of humour in this Newfie Joke Book sound more like a disgruntled employee who didn't think of the idea herself or just plain considers herself a bit too good to have a joke made about her and where she lives! It is blatantly obvious that you are reviewing this book without ever having read it because it is not your standard fare like the drivel that the Newfie Shoppe in the Avalon Mall carries with Jarge from 1975. IF you had read the book, IF you had bothered to do 5 minutes of research beyond the press release, IF you were any kind of a Newfie at all and nosey enough to wonder what else someone wrote about us, YOU WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED said free copy and gave it an actual review. You are talking about this as if you had read it! My daughter received this book about 2 weeks ago and has laughed her head off at it and not because she is a mainlander but because she sees the humour in it and that it applies to many people around her who are not Newfies. There’s actually a chapter on mainlander jokes. She asked me, a Newfie, if this was racist even to laugh at - and I told her no, you wouldn't get shot by a Newfie for laughing at these jokes, which, quite frankly, you probably would if you inserted group X or group Y in that place..... oh, unless you came from that culture! I am proud to be from Newfoundland, from Dildo of all places, and I brag about it even. If someone tells me my accent is cute or calls me a Newfie, I don't freak out about it. I listen to the tone of voice and judge for myself. This is what you missed - the tone. It is not derogatory at all yet you judged it as such because the publishing company did not pick the best jokes or writing from the book. And the book is not all jokes; it talks much about the background and the enjoyment the author had growing up in Newfoundland. My dear, you missed a ton of information. I wouldn't bother with your column in the future as I can see you are a half-hearted writer who thinks we should all be bland cookie cutter copies of mainland Canada or something. Now excuse me while I take my mainland-born daughter to our family reunion screech-in. Thank you. Nicola Quilliam

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    Aiden Roberts
    - August 27, 2010 at 13:20:11

    Dear Barbara, When I arrived in Quebec City in the late 70s the Newfie Joke wasall the rage. There were Newfie joke books sold even in the most reputable bookstores, radio slots devoted to the phenomenon and therefore, when I told people I was from Newfoundland many just broke out into roars of laughter and started to retell me one of their favourite jokes. I was taken back, hurt but I decided to react. I remember writing a letter to the Evening Telegram and spoke of what was happening in Quebec. Once I passed a bookstore in Old Quebec where the latest edtion of "Le Coin de Newfie" ( "The Newfie Corner") was being promoted and the display read, " $4.95, $6.95 for Newfies". I walked in and talked to a saleswoman and told her I was from Newfoundland and then asked her if she was going to require that I pay $6.95 for the book ? She looked embarrassed and said she would talk to the manager. I got some of my Quebec friends to call the store as well to protest and soon afterwards the front window display was taken down. At a book fair that I attended later I saw the author at a stand. I went up to him and told him he should be ashamed of making money at the expensive of others. He eventually stopped writing those harmful books and went on to have a successful career in the regular news media. However, the Newfie joke has not died.Unfortunately, it seems that our fellow Newfoundlanders are the ones that want to profit from this artless put down. In one shop on Broadway in Corner Brook there is a big display of Newfie Joke Books by Bob Tulk and now Natasha White has joined the league of people who want to make a quick and easy profit. I see that Chapters has White's book for sale. I feel like giving them a call and giving them a piece of my mind instead of my money. Why don't we all call? Barbara, thanks for your editorial. People have to know that "We're not going to take it anymore." Aiden Roberts

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